e-transgender

Dex: What's this? I just sent an email and and I don't see it in my mail box.
Matt: Maybe it had a sex change and now it's in your female box

What? No Sprinkles?

In a business meeting

marketing rep "... and that's why we've been working on Sundays."

Matt "I thought it was your love of ice cream (Grins proudly)."

News at 11

Matt walking down the street.

"The suns hot today."


"Well, hotter than normal"

Is it for the soul?

Matt sitting with an attractive coworker (whom he recently made acquaintances with) at the company Met game outing after the ball lands out in foul territory.

Matt: Oohhh look a chicken ball!

Co: What?

Matt: Chicken ball... Foul ball... see, get it. chicken... fowl... chicken ball... fowl ball... chicken... fowl...
Ah, I'm going to get some beer or something.

These are the jokes, MAN!

Matt: Oh, that reminds me of an a joke i had for Will Smith... First he was a Robot now he's is a legend? What will he be next? huh

Dex (sternly): That was a joke?

Tennis Anyone?

Co worker: gotta go, gotta go. I'm going to the US Open

Matt: US Open? Why cause Russia Closed!