Cuisine

You know I love potatoes. I can’t get enough of ‘em.

Except the scalloped kind, those I despise.

What? It’s the truth. It is!

And the thing of it is I would think the scalloped potatoes should be very delicious cause they have a great shape. They just look like a big chip. What  else is better then a potato chip then a bigger potato chip but they just you know don’t live up to my flavor standards.

I just don’t understand this stuff every now and then.

The Tao of Matt

Dex: Feeling disoriented

Matt: That's funny didn't know you were oriental.

Memories

Co-worker shoots a rubber band at Dex

Dex: yeah, it hit me. It grazed my hair.
Matt: you mean it grey-zed your anatomy?
Dex: yup, exactly

Wall Street

Wat'cha doing? Checking your stocks?

Yea, I've been Jonesing for some Dow! (big grin)

e-transgender

Dex: What's this? I just sent an email and and I don't see it in my mail box.
Matt: Maybe it had a sex change and now it's in your female box

What? No Sprinkles?

In a business meeting

marketing rep "... and that's why we've been working on Sundays."

Matt "I thought it was your love of ice cream (Grins proudly)."

News at 11

Matt walking down the street.

"The suns hot today."


"Well, hotter than normal"