Mac And ...

Fellow dinner: I don’t really like this dish. I think it’s too cheesy.

Matt: Would you rather it be corny, huh huh.

Fellow dinner: what? NO! Corn would make this good. Why would you say that?

Matt (disheartened): Sigh… Forget it, it’s nothing…. Ho hum

Back out

Matt: What's wrong?
Co-worker: I threw out my back.
Matt: You should check the trash

Broom or Brush

Von: Yeah, I think i was on Broome St. No, wait i don't thinks it's Broome anymore over there.

Matt: Maybe you were on Brush St.

Athleticism

You know who the athlete of the year should be...

Tiger Woods

You know who win in a weightlifting contest ...

Tiger Woods

You know who's greater then great...

Tiger Woods

You know who would turn this economic downturn around...

Tiger Woods

You know who would get us out Iraq...

Obama

What? Tiger has a bum leg right now he can't do everything!!