Cold as Ice

Matt: I just saw an ice murder.

Response: what?

Matt: I saw a man, he was jabbing a a knife into a bag of murder. Ice killer! Waka Waka.

Cereal

As I was talking to a fellow employee the phone rings they say hold on. They then inform the person on the other side of the phone that it is not a good time and will call back in a little while.

Peer: That was my dad, he's a serial caller

Von: Does that mean he has captain crunch on speed dial

Peer: Ah, sometimes you’re genuinely funny but that was really cheesy

Von: (Blushing with shame) Yeah, I guess so. Matt, would have loved it. He loves the cheesy. I guess I've been hanging around with him a little too often.